Watch Two and a Half Men Online at CouchTuner . Carefree bachelor Charlie Harper’s life is turned upside down when his divorced brother Alan and nephew Jake move in with him. After returning from a meal trying in which he failed to reconcile with his wife, Judith, Alan also finds Charlie unable to be a responsible carer towards Jake after he makes him play poker and moves in with his mother, Evelyn. But after Alan finds that Jake likes Charlie more, he decides to move back in with him and stay there. Meanwhile, one of Charlie’s one-night stands named Rose is stalking him. Alan lets her into the house thinking that she is Charlie’s housekeeper and she glues all his cabinets shut.

Episode List – Full Episode List

Season 12

• Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 15 – Of Course He’s Dead – Part One
• Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 14 – Don’t Give a Monkey a Gun
• Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 13 – Boompa Loved His Hookers
• Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 12 – A Beer-Battered Rip-Off
• Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 11 – For Whom the Booty Calls
• Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 10 – Here I Come, Pants!
• Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 9 – Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey
• Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 8 – Clockwise in Back Hole until Tight
• Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 7 – Sex With an Animated Ed Asner
• Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 6 – Alan Shot a Little Girl
• Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 5 – Oontz Oontz Oontz
• Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 4 – Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight
• Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 3 – Glamping in a Yurt
• Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 2 – A Chic Bar in Ibiza
• Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 1 – The Ol’ Mexican Spinach

Season 11

• Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 22 – Oh, WALD-E, Good Times Ahead
• Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 21 – Dial 1-900-Mix-a-Lot
• Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 20 – Lotta Delis In Little Armenia
• Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 19 – Lan Mao Shi Zai Wuding Shang
• Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 18 – West Side Story
• Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 17 – Welcome Home, Jake
• Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 16 – How to Get Rid of Alan Harper
• Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 15 – Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin
• Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 14 – Three Fingers of Creme De Menthe
• Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 13 – Bite Me, Supreme Court
• Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 12 – Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball.
• Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 11 – Tazed In the Lady Nuts
• Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 10 – On Vodka, On Soda, On Blender, On Mixer!
• Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 9 – Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer
• Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 8 – Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room.
• Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 7 – Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie
• Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 6 – Justice in Star-Spangled Hot Pants
• Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 5 – Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003
• Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 4 – Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank
• Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 3 – This Unblessed Biscuit
• Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 2 – I Think I Banged Lucille Ball
• Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 1 – Nangnangnangnang

Season 10

• Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 23 –
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Season 9

• Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 24 –
• Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 23 –
• Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 22 –
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Season 8

• Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 16 –
• Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 15 –
• Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 14 –
• Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 13 –
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Season 7

• Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 22 –
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Season 6

• Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 24 –
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Season 5

• Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 19 –
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Season 4

• Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 24 – Prostitutes and Gelato
• Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 23 – Anteaters. They’re Just Crazy-Lookin
• Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 22 – Mr. McGlue’s Feedbag
• Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 21 – Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous
• Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 20 – Aunt Myra Doesn’t Pee a Lot
• Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 19 – Smooth as a Ken Doll
• Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 18 – It Never Rains in Hooterville
• Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 17 – I Merely Slept with a Commie
• Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 16 – Young People Have Phlegm Too
• Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 15 – My Damn Stalker
• Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 14 – That’s Summer Sausage, Not Salami
• Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 13 – Don’t Worry, Speed Racer
• Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 12 – Castrating Sheep in Montana
• Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 11 – Walnuts and Demerol
• Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 10 – Kissing Abe Lincoln
• Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 9 – Corey’s Been Dead for an Hour
• Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 8 – Release the Dogs
• Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 7 – Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head
• Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 6 – Apologies for the Frivolity
• Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 5 – A Live Woman of Proven Fertility
• Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 4 – A Pot Smoking Monkey
• Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 3 – The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress
• Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 2 – Who’s Vod Kanockers?
• Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 1 – Working for Caligula

Season 3

• Two and a Half Men Season 3 Episode 24 – That Pistol-Packin’ Hermaphrodite
• Two and a Half Men Season 3 Episode 23 – Arguments for the Quickie
• Two and a Half Men Season 3 Episode 22 – Just Once With Aunt Sophie
• Two and a Half Men Season 3 Episode 21 – And the Plot Moistens
• Two and a Half Men Season 3 Episode 20 – Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro
• Two and a Half Men Season 3 Episode 19 – Golly Moses, She’s a Muffin
• Two and a Half Men Season 3 Episode 18 – The Spit-Covered Cobbler
• Two and a Half Men Season 3 Episode 17 – The Unfortunate Little Schnauser
• Two and a Half Men Season 3 Episode 16 – Ergo, the Booty Call
• Two and a Half Men Season 3 Episode 15 – My Tongue is Meat
• Two and a Half Men Season 3 Episode 14 – Love Isn’t Blind, It’s Retarded
• Two and a Half Men Season 3 Episode 13 – Humiliation Is a Visual Medium
• Two and a Half Men Season 3 Episode 12 – That Special Tug
• Two and a Half Men Season 3 Episode 11 – Santa’s Village of the Damned
• Two and a Half Men Season 3 Episode 10 – Something Salted and Twisted
• Two and a Half Men Season 3 Episode 9 – Madame and Her Special Friend
• Two and a Half Men Season 3 Episode 8 – That Voodoo That I Do Do
• Two and a Half Men Season 3 Episode 7 – Sleep Tight, Puddin’ Pop
• Two and a Half Men Season 3 Episode 6 – Hi, Mr. Horned One
• Two and a Half Men Season 3 Episode 5 – We Called It Mr. Pinky
• Two and a Half Men Season 3 Episode 4 – Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs
• Two and a Half Men Season 3 Episode 3 – Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark
• Two and a Half Men Season 3 Episode 2 – Principal Gallagher’s Lesbian Lover
• Two and a Half Men Season 3 Episode 1 – Weekend In Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts

Season 2

• Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 24 – Does This Smell Funny to You?
• Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 23 – Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab
• Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 22 – That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother
• Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 21 – A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On
• Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 20 – I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey
• Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 19 – A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise
• Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 18 – It Was ‘Mame’, Mom
• Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 17 – Woo-Hoo, a Hernia Exam!
• Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 16 – Can You Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth?
• Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 15 – Smell the Umbrella Stand
• Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 14 – Those Big Pink Things with Coconut
• Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 13 – Zejdz Zmoich Wlosow (Get Off My Hair)
• Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 12 – A Lungful of Alan
• Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 11 – Last Chance to See Those Tattoos
• Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 10 – The Salmon Under My Sweater
• Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 9 – Yes, Monsignor
• Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 8 – Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers
• Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 7 – A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana
• Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 6 – The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance
• Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 5 – Bad News from the Clinic?
• Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 4 – Go Get Mommy’s Bra
• Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 3 – A Bag Full of Jawea
• Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 2 – Enjoy Those Garlic Balls
• Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 1 – Back Off, Mary Poppins

Season 1

• Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 24 – Can You Feel My Finger?
• Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 23 – Just Like Buffalo
• Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 22 – My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet
• Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 21 – No Sniffing, No Wowing
• Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 20 – Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark
• Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 19 – I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don’t Remember You
• Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 18 – An Old Flame With a New Wick
• Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 17 – Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats
• Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 16 – That Was Saliva, Alan
• Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 15 – Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick
• Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 14 – I Can’t Afford Hyenas
• Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 13 – Sarah Like Puny Alan
• Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 12 – Camel Filters + Pheromones
• Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 11 – Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor
• Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 10 – Merry Thanksgiving
• Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 9 – Phase One, Complete
• Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 8 – Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snootful
• Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 7 – If They Do Go Either Way, They’re Usually Fake
• Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 6 – Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?
• Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 5 – The Last Thing You Want to Do Is Wind Up with a Hump
• Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 4 – If I Can’t Write My Chocolate Song, I’m Going to Take a Nap
• Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 3 – Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell
• Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 2 – Big Flappy Bastards
• Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 1 – Pilot (Most Chicks Won’t Eat Veal)